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Sample Bounce FileCurrent Release: v6.0, May 2003
This is the sample "bounce" file for the MailBounce Example
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 05:00:55 -0600 (CST)
From: Postmaster Error <postmaster@CCTR.UMKC.EDU>
Subject: Delivery Notification
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
MIME-version: 1.0
This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields:
Message-id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Your message to the following recipients has been undeliverable for 1 day,
and has been deleted from the queue:
Recipient address: jasona
Reason: unable to deliver this message after 1 day
Reporting-MTA: dns; CCTR.UMKC.EDU
Action: deleted
Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 1 day)
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
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To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 07:40:36 -0400
To: ListMom <Listmom@telephonet.com>
From: postmaster@SM9UL021.aircanada.ca (ccMail SMTPLINK) (by way of Vince
Sabio, HumourNet Moderator)
Subject: ccMail SMTPLINK Undeliverable Message
User ainst@mail is not defined
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Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
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From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 07:40:40 -0400
To: ListMom <Listmom@telephonet.com>
From: Mail Delivery System <postmaster@lib.aubg.com> (by way of Vince Sabio,
HumourNet Moderator)
Subject: Delivery failure notification
With reference to your message with the subject:
"Collage 350: Animal Humor"
One or more addresses in your message have failed with the following
responses from the mail transport system:
<funny%nb@lib.aubg.com>
No such noticeboard 'funny'.
Should you need assistance, please mail postmaster@lib.aubg.com.
-------------------- Returned message follows ---------------------
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
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From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:00:00 -0400 (EDT)
From: Mailer-daemon@mrin19.mail.aol.com
Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
The mail you sent could not be delivered to:
552 mikep@aol.com has a full mailbox
The text you sent follows:
>From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Fri Apr 18 04:26:41 1997
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Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
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From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
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From: AdminSTRM_Internet2@stream.com
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 08:21:52 -0400
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Subject: unable to deliver mail
This message was returned to you for the following reasons:
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Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
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From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Mime-Version: 1.0
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 14:22:47+050
From: Mailer-Daemon@doe.ernet.in (Mail Delivery Subsystem)
Subject: Returned mail: Service unavailable
To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
----- Transcript of session follows -----
Connected to [202.41.100.93]:
>>> RCPT To:<mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>
<<< 554 <mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>... Invalid hostname in domain doe . ernet . in
554 <mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>... Service unavailable
----- Unsent message follows -----
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Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 10:30:20 EDT
From: Local delivery agent <Postmaster@qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu>
To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: LOCAL delivery error
X-Report-Type: Nondelivery; boundary="> Error description:"
Note: this message was generated automatically.
An error was detected while processing the enclosed message. A list of
the affected recipients follows. This list is in a special format that
allows software like LISTSERV to automatically take action on incorrect
addresses; you can safely ignore the numeric codes.
--> Error description:
Error-For: otqc@qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu
Error-Code: 2
Error-Text: Error in delivery to user OT5QC
retry count exceeded
Error-End: 1 error detected
------------------------------ Rejected message ------------------------------
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Message-ID: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
MIME-Version: 1.0
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X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
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Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:31:36 +1000 (EST)
From: PMDF e-Mail Interconnect <postmaster@newcastle.edu.au>
Subject: Delivery Notification: Delivery has been delayed
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu, postmaster@newcastle.edu.au
MIME-version: 1.0
This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields:
Message-id: <collage349@humournet.com>
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:54:35 -0400
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 349: IRS Humor
Your message has been enqueued and undeliverable for 3 days
to the following recipients:
Recipient address: blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au
Reason: unable to deliver this message after 3 days
Delivery attempt history for your mail:
Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:11:25 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 20:11:15 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:10:07 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 12:09:55 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:10:37 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:11:41 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:12:20 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 20:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 16:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 12:10:02 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: Connection timed out
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:10:03 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 04:09:30 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:10:25 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:12:17 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 16:07:23 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 12:06:46 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 08:06:43 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 04:06:41 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 00:06:45 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
The mail system will continue to try to deliver your message
for an additional 9 days.
Reporting-MTA: dns; newcastle.edu.au
Action: delayed
Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 3 days)
Final-recipient: rfc822;blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au
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Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:54:35 -0400
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
Subject: Collage 349: IRS Humor
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
X-To: (HumourNet)
Message-id: <collage349@humournet.com>
MIME-version: 1.0
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Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:33:10 +1000 (EST)
From: PMDF e-Mail Interconnect <postmaster@newcastle.edu.au>
Subject: Delivery Notification: Delivery has been delayed
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu, postmaster@newcastle.edu.au
MIME-version: 1.0
This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields:
Message-id: <collage348@humournet.com>
Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 04:01:35 -0400
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 348: Computer Virus Humor
Your message has been enqueued and undeliverable for 6 days
to the following recipients:
Recipient address: blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au
Reason: unable to deliver this message after 6 days
Delivery attempt history for your mail:
Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:11:25 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 20:11:15 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:10:07 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 12:09:55 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:10:38 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:11:41 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:12:20 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 20:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 16:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 12:10:02 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:13:21 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 04:12:48 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:13:43 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:15:36 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 16:10:41 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 12:10:04 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 08:10:01 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 04:09:59 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 00:10:03 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory
The mail system will continue to try to deliver your message
for an additional 6 days.
Reporting-MTA: dns; newcastle.edu.au
Action: delayed
Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 6 days)
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