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Sample Bounce File

Current Release: v6.0, May 2003


This is the sample "bounce" file for the MailBounce Example
that is included in the standard MailBounce distribution.



Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 05:00:55 -0600 (CST)
From: Postmaster Error <postmaster@CCTR.UMKC.EDU>
Subject: Delivery Notification
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
MIME-version: 1.0

This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields:

  Message-id: <collage350@humournet.com>
  Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
  From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
  To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
  Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor

Your message to the following recipients has been undeliverable for 1 day,
and has been deleted from the queue:

  Recipient address: jasona
  Reason: unable to deliver this message after 1 day

Reporting-MTA: dns; CCTR.UMKC.EDU

Action: deleted
Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 1 day)
Final-recipient: rfc822;jasona

Return-path: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
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 with ESMTP id <01IHU3YDC1R6EO5JN0@CCTR.UMKC.EDU> for jasona; Fri,
 18 Apr 1997 03:21:11 CST
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 <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT)
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 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
X-To: (HumourNet)
Message-id: <collage350@humournet.com>
MIME-version: 1.0
X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 
Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
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X-Sender: humornet@mail.telephonet.com
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Mime-Version: 1.0
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 07:40:36 -0400
To: ListMom <Listmom@telephonet.com>
From: postmaster@SM9UL021.aircanada.ca (ccMail SMTPLINK) (by way of Vince
 Sabio, HumourNet Moderator)
Subject: ccMail SMTPLINK Undeliverable Message

User ainst@mail is not defined

 Original text follows 
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	; Fri, 18 Apr 97 02:31:49 EST
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Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
X-To: (HumourNet)
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
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X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN

X-Sender: humornet@mail.telephonet.com
Precedence: bulk
Mime-Version: 1.0
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 07:40:40 -0400
To: ListMom <Listmom@telephonet.com>
From: Mail Delivery System <postmaster@lib.aubg.com> (by way of Vince Sabio,
 HumourNet Moderator)
Subject: Delivery failure notification

With reference to your message with the subject:
   "Collage 350: Animal Humor"

One or more addresses in your message have failed with the following
responses from the mail transport system:

   <funny%nb@lib.aubg.com>
   No such noticeboard 'funny'.

Should you need assistance, please mail postmaster@lib.aubg.com.

-------------------- Returned message follows ---------------------

Return-path: <HumourNet@telephonet.com>
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
X-To: (HumourNet)
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 
X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN

Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:00:00 -0400 (EDT)
From: Mailer-daemon@mrin19.mail.aol.com
Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu

The mail you sent could not be delivered to:
552 mikep@aol.com has a full mailbox

The text you sent follows:

>From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu  Fri Apr 18 04:26:41 1997
Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU (csf.Colorado.EDU [128.138.129.195])
	  by emin24.mail.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-2.0.0)
	  with ESMTP id EAA15582 for <mikep@aol.com>;
	  Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:26:40 -0400 (EDT)
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Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
X-To: (HumourNet)
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 
X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN


From: AdminSTRM_Internet2@stream.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 08:21:52 -0400
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Subject: unable to deliver mail

This message was returned to you for the following reasons:

    Unknown recipient: thomas_macnamee@strm.stream.com
    Unknown recipient: gary_condon@strm.stream.com
    Unknown recipient: jason_bush@strm.stream.com

The original message follows.

Received: from stream-bh.stream.com (fw.stream.com) by SMTPMAIL.Corporate.Stream.com with SMTP
  (IMA Internet Exchange 2.02 Enterprise) id 357675B0; Fri, 18 Apr 97 08:21:47 -0400
Received: (from uucp@localhost) by stream-bh.stream.com (8.6.12/8.6.11) id DAA29275; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 03:22:49 -0400
Received: from csf.colorado.edu by stream-bh.stream.com via smap (3.2)
	id xma029227; Fri, 18 Apr 97 03:22:40 -0400
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Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT)
Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400
Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
X-To: (HumourNet)
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 
X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN


Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 14:22:47+050
From: Mailer-Daemon@doe.ernet.in (Mail Delivery Subsystem)
Subject: Returned mail: Service unavailable
To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu>

   ----- Transcript of session follows -----
Connected to [202.41.100.93]:
>>> RCPT To:<mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>
<<< 554 <mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>... Invalid hostname in domain doe . ernet . in
554 <mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>... Service unavailable

   ----- Unsent message follows -----
Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU by doe.ernet.in (4.1/SMI-4.1-MHS-7.0)
	id AA24962; Fri, 18 Apr 97 14:22:47+050
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Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
X-To: (HumourNet)
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 
X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN

Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 10:30:20 EDT
From: Local delivery agent <Postmaster@qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu>
To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: LOCAL delivery error
X-Report-Type: Nondelivery; boundary="> Error description:"

Note: this message was generated automatically.

An error was detected while processing the enclosed message.  A list of
the affected recipients follows.  This list is in a special format that
allows software like LISTSERV to automatically take action on incorrect
addresses; you can safely ignore the numeric codes.

--> Error description:
Error-For:  otqc@qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu
Error-Code: 2
Error-Text: Error in delivery to user OT5QC
            retry count exceeded

Error-End:  1 error detected

------------------------------ Rejected message ------------------------------
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Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400
Message-ID: <collage350@humournet.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Precedence: bulk
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
X-To: (HumourNet)
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 
X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN

Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:31:36 +1000 (EST)
From: PMDF e-Mail Interconnect <postmaster@newcastle.edu.au>
Subject: Delivery Notification: Delivery has been delayed
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu, postmaster@newcastle.edu.au
MIME-version: 1.0

This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields:

  Message-id: <collage349@humournet.com>
  Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:54:35 -0400
  From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
  To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
  Subject: Collage 349: IRS Humor

Your message has been enqueued and undeliverable for 3 days
to the following recipients:

  Recipient address: blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au
  Reason: unable to deliver this message after 3 days
Delivery attempt history for your mail:

Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:11:25 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 20:11:15 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:10:07 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 12:09:55 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:10:37 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:11:41 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:12:20 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 20:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 16:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 12:10:02 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: Connection timed out


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:10:03 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 04:09:30 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:10:25 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:12:17 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Wed, 16 Apr 1997 16:07:23 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Wed, 16 Apr 1997 12:06:46 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Wed, 16 Apr 1997 08:06:43 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Wed, 16 Apr 1997 04:06:41 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Wed, 16 Apr 1997 00:06:45 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


The mail system will continue to try to deliver your message
for an additional 9 days.


Reporting-MTA: dns; newcastle.edu.au

Action: delayed
Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 3 days)
Final-recipient: rfc822;blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au

Return-path: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
Received: from newcastle.edu.au by newcastle.edu.au (PMDF V5.1-8 #21153)
 id <0E8U8A101002FN@newcastle.edu.au>; Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:31:36 +1000 (EST)
Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU ("port 1353"@[128.138.129.195])
 by newcastle.edu.au (PMDF V5.1-8 #21153)
 with ESMTP id <0E8O7E34000ESK@newcastle.edu.au> for
 blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 18:25:19 +1000 (EST)
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 <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Mon, 14 Apr 1997 22:52:36 -0600 (MDT)
Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82])
 by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id AAA06216; Tue,
 15 Apr 1997 00:52:30 -0400
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:54:35 -0400
From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
Subject: Collage 349: IRS Humor
Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com
To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
X-To: (HumourNet)
Message-id: <collage349@humournet.com>
MIME-version: 1.0
X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 
Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
Precedence: bulk
X-Listprocessor-version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN

Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:33:10 +1000 (EST)
From: PMDF e-Mail Interconnect <postmaster@newcastle.edu.au>
Subject: Delivery Notification: Delivery has been delayed
To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu, postmaster@newcastle.edu.au
MIME-version: 1.0

This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields:

  Message-id: <collage348@humournet.com>
  Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 04:01:35 -0400
  From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet)
  To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>
  Subject: Collage 348: Computer Virus Humor

Your message has been enqueued and undeliverable for 6 days
to the following recipients:

  Recipient address: blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au
  Reason: unable to deliver this message after 6 days
Delivery attempt history for your mail:

Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:11:25 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 20:11:15 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:10:07 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 12:09:55 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:10:38 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:11:41 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:12:20 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 20:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 16:09:56 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 12:10:02 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:13:21 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 04:12:48 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:13:43 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:15:36 +1000 (EST)
TCP active open: Failed connect()    Error: No such file or directory


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>Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu
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DATE:1997-04-18
TIME:01:21
SUBJECT:Collage 350: Animal Humor
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